Woke up this morning, immediately knew something was wrong. Went into the bathroom, turned on the light, looked in the mirror, and saw that my head looked a lot like this:
“Oh crap,” I thought, “I must be having an allergic reaction to this new medication I started yesterday.”
So I went flying out of the apartment and down the hall, yelling, “Help! Someone call 911! Does anyone have some Benadryl?”
Fortunately that was just another dream.