Sex dream and STDs

April 9, 2008

For the first time in a year or two I was having sex in a dream. (It was with my wife’s sister, who in the real world was coming into town today). I didn’t know it was a dream — it wasn’t a lucid dream — and we’re going along when I suddenly think, “I remember reading that 25% of all women under the age of 21 have an STD,” immediately followed by, “What if she has an STD?! I didn’t think to ask.” (I don’t have any STDs.)

With those thoughts I quickly pulled out of her, and the look on her face was priceless.

Meanwhile, I’m still there, thinking “How do I ask her about this?,” followed by, “Well, it’s probably too late anyway, might as well jump back in.”

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