How many babies were made last weekend?

February 21, 2015

I wonder how many babies were made last weekend? And of those, how many will be named Ana or Christian? The movie, Fifty Shades of Grey, has received poor reviews, but it was a box office success last weekend. I can also tell you that in an informal survey of two neighbors (I only have two neighbors), two out of two had very loud sex last weekend. It was so loud that I decided to sleep on the living room floor for a while to get away from the noise.

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