Red Bull for astral travelers

March 3, 2017

After a few sick days I felt a little better last night. I wanted to try to get back to my usual OBE work, but I still didn’t have much energy. So I laid there in bed, doing my usual relaxation exercises, but nothing happened. With a bit of disdain I thought, “Fine, I’ll just sleep like a normal person.”

I was laying on my right side with my back to the front door, and in a few minutes someone sat on the bed in the space behind me. That used to freak me out, but I’m used to it now. I thought, “Alright ... let’s see where this goes.” The being then leaned over and a female voice whispered into my mind, “You might want to hold on to something.”

“She” then put her “hands” on my back, and proceeded to blast me with what felt like 1.21 gigawatts of energy. My body shook violently in the bed. After a couple of seconds she stopped, and I laid face down in the bed, unable to move. The effect was somewhere in between Luke getting blasted by the Emperor in Return Of The Jedi, and the “Hit me” request in I Am Number Four.

She leaned over and teasingly whispered, “You like?”

The act of getting shocked wasn’t pleasant, but the after effect was. My impression was that she was trying to build up my energy. All I could get out was a weak, “... yes.”

She blasted me again, with all of the same effects.


I felt my energy increasing. “Hell yeah.”

She blasted me on and off again for what I can only guess was somewhere between two to five minutes. Each blast was a combination of torture and building up my energy. One time I tried to turn to see who or what she was, but she took that opportunity to blast me. I didn’t know how long this was going to go on, but she eventually leaned over and whispered, “You’re welcome.” And with that she was gone, and I was out of my body, standing next to my bed.

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